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  1. the chain gang
    Subway Will Put 500 More Stores Out of Their MiserySidewalks everywhere are smelling better already.
    By Clint Rainey
  2. great ideas
    Would NYC Transit Be Better If Subway Stops Were Actually Subway Sandwich Shops?It probably wouldn’t be worse.
    By Clint Rainey
  3. the chain gang
    Subway Closed Almost 1,000 Locations in 2017Also, franchisees are in open revolt over Footlong drama.
    By Clint Rainey
  4. serious baloney
    Subway Founder Suggests Tricking People Into Eating Their SandwichesFounder Peter Buck wants them to create covert sandwich “sub-chains.”
    By Clint Rainey
  5. bans
    Oh, C’mon, MTA: Don’t Ban Food on the SubwayIn light of recent track fires, MTA chief Joe Lhota says it’s not a bad idea.
    By Clint Rainey
  6. video feed
    Michael Ian Black’s Theory About Trump’s Victory Involves Subway SandwichesWatch and learn.
    By Clint Rainey
  7. food scandals
    Subway Releases Own Study Allegedly Proving Its Chicken Is Chicken“The allegation that our chicken is only 50 percent chicken is 100 percent wrong.”
    By Clint Rainey
  8. Subway’s Chicken Scandal Is a Reminder to Not Trust Fast-Food ChainsLocations in Canada got caught selling “chicken” that’s not 100 percent chicken.
    By Clint Rainey
  9. Here’s Where to Get Free Valentine’s Day Food, If You’re That DesperateHooter’s will give you a coupon if you shred a photo of your ex.
    By Clint Rainey
  10. lawsuits
    Jared Fogle’s Ex-Wife Claims Subway Hid Her Husband’s Horrible Behavior“The safety of kids was not a priority but Subway’s bottom line was,” she says in a new lawsuit.
    By Clint Rainey
  11. health concerns
    Watch a Subway Worker Casually Zap Bugs Right Over the FoodZzzzit!
    By Clint Rainey
  12. lawsuits
    Jared Fogle Tells Court Parents Didn’t ‘Properly Supervise’ One of His VictimsHe wants them held liable “for all or part” of their daughter’s claims.
    By Clint Rainey
  13. crime scene
    Subway Employee Arrested for Spiking Cop’s Drink With Meth and THCThe officer was hospitalized after nearly running a red light.
    By Clint Rainey
  14. Last Meals
    Man Vows to Eat Worst Subway Sandwich Invented by RedditorsSuggestions so far include a meatball-and-tuna concoction, and just salt on wheat bread.
    By Clint Rainey
  15. The Chain Gang
    America Finally Realizing Subway’s Sandwiches Aren’t Very GoodThe chain is closing hundreds of stores and has announced revenue dropped for the second year in a row.
    By Alan Sytsma
  16. The Chain Gang
    Subway Says Half-Naked Sandwich Artist Doesn’t Actually Work for ThemMaybe don’t ask this guy for a foot-long.
    By Chris Crowley
  17. The Chain Gang
    Jared Fogle Got a Prison Job Making SandwichesThe irony of the new gig reportedly thrilled the guards.
    By Clint Rainey
  18. The Chain Gang
    There’s a Subway Sandwich Shop Every 5 Frickin’ Blocks in ManhattanThat’s probably too many.
    By Clint Rainey
  19. The Chain Gang
    Say Good-bye to Subway’s $5 FootlongIt’s raising the price of its most famous sandwich deal to $6.
    By Clint Rainey
  20. Comebacks
    Subway Is Trying Really, Really Hard to Change the ConversationThe chain’s new advertisements play up the ideas of freshness and nostalgia.
    By Sierra Tishgart
  21. The Chain Gang
    Subway’s Meat Will Continue to Contain Antibiotics for Another DecadeChicken and turkey go drug-free sooner, but for pork and beef it’s 2025.
    By Clint Rainey
  22. Lawsuits
    Subway Agrees to Measure Its Footlong Subs to Ensure They’re Actually aThe long national nightmare of the 11-inch sandwich is finally over.
    By Clint Rainey
  23. Lawsuits
    Subway Allegedly Fired a Worker for Being HIV-PositiveThe manager’s logic was, reportedly, “What if you cut yourself?”
    By Clint Rainey
  24. RIP
    Subway Co-founder Fred DeLuca Has DiedHe was battling leukemia.
    By Chris Crowley
  25. PR Nightmares
    Subway May Have Been Warned About Jared As Early As 2008A franchise owner claims she tried complaining about him.
    By Clint Rainey
  26. The Chain Gang
    Even Dairy Queen Thinks It Can Make a Better Sandwich Than SubwaySandwich drama.
    By Clint Rainey
  27. Sandwich Artists
    Subway Made a Marcus Mariota Sculpture With Lunch Meat, and It’sAll because he signed an endorsement deal.
    By Clint Rainey
  28. The Chain Gang
    Starbucks Outsells Every Fast-Food Restaurant Except McDonald’sSo many Frappuccinos.
    By Clint Rainey
  29. Crime Scene
    A Man Robbed Subway Stores Because Jared’s Diet Didn’t Work for HimHe should have just filed a class-action lawsuit like everyone else.
    By Clint Rainey
  30. The Chain Gang
    A Subway Restaurant Booted a Veteran Because He Had a Service DogThe store has since removed the “Service animals welcome” sign.
    By Clint Rainey
  31. The Chain Gang
    Subway to Sell Terrible Coffee With Its Horrible SandwichesKeurig K-Cups for all of the country’s 30,000 locations.
    By Clint Rainey
  32. The Chain Gang
    Subway Threatens America With 8,000 New LocationsIt’ll take 10 years, but there could eventually be 34,000 Subways in America alone.
    By Clint Rainey
  33. The Chain Gang
    Subway Says Yoga-Mat Chemical Will Be Gone From Its Bread by Next WeekHasta la vista, azodicarbonamide.
    By Clint Rainey
  34. The Chain Gang
    Quizno’s Files for Chapter 11 BankruptcyIs the oven-toasted-sandwich chain toast?
    By Hugh Merwin
  35. Chemtrails
    ‘Yoga-Mat Chemical’ in Subway’s Bread Perhaps Not So HarmfulA little azodicarbonamide now and then won’t kill you, it seems.
    By Hugh Merwin
  36. Video Feed
    Watch Jon Stewart Take on Subway’s Yoga-Mat Bread and the Hot PocketsThe guy just wants a mid-show snack.
    By Alan Sytsma
  37. The Chain Gang
    Subway Makes Its Disgusting Sandwich Bread Slightly Less DisgustingAzodiacarbonamide is used in shoe rubber, too.
    By Hugh Merwin
  38. Video Feed
    Watch a Fake Ad for Subway’s NYC-Subway-Line-Themed SandwichesThe “rush hour” sandwich has a lot going on.
    By Hugh Merwin
  39. Leftovers
    Pearl & Ash Now Open Sundays; Corkbuzz Launches BrunchPlus: Butter rebrands, and more, in today’s Leftovers.
  40. The Chain Gang
    Subway Sandwich Artist Who Spoke at Workers’ Rally Fired From JobCarlos Hernandez says he just wants his job back.
    By Hugh Merwin
  41. Bad Calls
    Subway Employee Makes Penis SandwichHis esteemed colleague froze a bottle of pee.
    By Sierra Tishgart
  42. Cryptosandwichology
    Taste-Tester Survives Encounter With Subway’s Frito-Stuffed Spicy ChickenIt’s the best thing since Subway’s “creamy Sriracha sauce” sandwiches.
    By Hugh Merwin
  43. The Chain Gang
    Jared From Subway Has Made $15 Million in Fifteen YearsLiving the American dream.
    By Sierra Tishgart
  44. Prime Time
    Math Genius Who Figured Out ‘Twin Primes’ Property Maybe Also MadeFrom sandwich artist to resident genius.
    By Hugh Merwin
  45. Hackers
    Sandwich Scam Artists: Men Busted With $40,000 of Hacked Subway Gift CardsTwenty dollars for $50-worth of merchandise is too good to be true.
    By Hugh Merwin
  46. Lawsuits
    Subway Sued for Short Footlong Sandwich; Glass-Tainted Six-Inch Found in Canada“He said he’s measured sandwiches from 17 area shops and not one has been 12 inches long.”
    By Hugh Merwin
  47. Leftovers
    Punk-Band-Inspired Hot Sauce; Early Supper at the MarrowPlus: free meat pie and more, in today’s leftovers.
  48. Crime
    Subway Clerk Threatens to Kill Man Who Wanted Ketchup on His CheesesteakService with a smile, or maybe a beat down.
    By Hugh Merwin
  49. Sauced
    Subway Is Putting ‘Creamy Sriracha Sauce’ on Its SandwichesThe day the hot sauce died.
    By Hugh Merwin
  50. Celebrity Settings
    Katt Williams Causes Trouble at Subway While Suge Knight Gets a ManicureReassuringly, the comedian was given back his .45 pistol and drugs.
    By Hadley Tomicki
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