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Pizza Hut

  1. odes
    Thank God for Stuffed Crust PizzaI was a sex-deprived teenager. This pizza was my wingman.
  2. tie-ins
    Pizza Hut Unveiled New ‘Pie Top’ Sneakers That Order Pizza and Pause TVThe chain’s Pie Tops II are a noticeable upgrade over the originals.
  3. the chain gang
    Pizza Hut Is Now Making Vegan PiesBut you’ll need to go to the U.K. to get one.
  4. the chain gang
    Pizza Hut to Papa John’s: NFL Protests Haven’t Hurt Our SalesThe rival chain chimes in.
  5. the chain gang
    Pizza Hut Got Hacked — and Didn’t Notify Customers for Two Weeks“Thanks for the delay in notifying us after thieves already charged our accts.”
  6. the chain gang
    Florida Pizza Hut Threatens to Punish Workers Who Flee IrmaEmployees were given a 24-hour “grace period” to leave town.
  7. video feed
    Of Course Pizza Hut Found a Way to Turn Its Boxes Into Solar Eclipse ViewersStill, a decent fallback plan if you don’t have protective glasses.
  8. the chain gang
    Pizza Hut’s Baffling Pizza-Ordering Shoes Raise a Lot of QuestionsPressing the Pie Tops’ tongue automatically orders a large pizza.
  9. marketing fails
    Pizza Hut Commemorated Taiwan’s Bloodiest Massacre with ‘Killer’ Combo DealsAn ad invited customers to “celebrate” the day Taiwan’s infamous White Terror period began.
  10. video feed
    Pizza Hut Japan Is Bringing Back Its Store Run Entirely by CatsMaybe they’ve learned managerial skills since their last attempt?
  11. the chain gang
    Storyboard for Trump’s ‘Crust First’ Pizza Hut Ad Can Be Yours for $15KForever remember the moment a bankrupt, newly divorced Trump shilled for fast-food pizza.
  12. crime scene
    Armed Robber Killed by Pizza Hut Employee Who Brought His Gun to WorkThe worker has been placed on leave.
  13. The Chain Gang
    Turns Out the Robot Apocalypse Will Begin at Fast-Food RestaurantsSkynet? More like FryNet.
  14. Work-Free Drug Place
    These Pizza Hut Employees Spent Their New Year’s Eve Shift Getting High AFThey rang in 2016 with a large bong.
  15. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut’s New ‘Swag’ Line Includes a Pretty Sexist HatNobody wants to take their toppings off, Pizza Hut.
  16. The Chain Gang
    America’s Longest-Operating Pizza Hut Will Close This WeekendThe owner of the 55-year-old Manhattan, Kansas, location says he can’t keep up with the times.
  17. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut’s New Hot-Dog Pizza Looks Impossible to EatDetachable hot-dog bites are a travesty.
  18. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut Couldn’t Make ‘Artisan’ Work, So Now It’sYikes.
  19. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut Shoved 8 Meat Pies Into Its CrustThe new item is only available in Australia, though.
  20. The Chain Gang
    Taco Bell and Pizza Hut Are Removing All the Fake Ingredients From Their FoodBut the cleanse won’t extend to “co-branded” items, like Doritos Locos Tacos.
  21. Special Orders
    A Woman Being Held Hostage Called for Help Via a Pizza Delivery OrderHer knife-wielding boyfriend just thought she wanted a pepperoni pie.
  22. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut’s Plan to Make Pizzas in a Gazillion Different Flavors Is a FlopThe company should have stuck with stuffed crust.
  23. Lawsuits
    A Man Won $2,400 for Biting Into ‘Excessively Hard’ Pizza HutNo match for a denture.
  24. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut Set a Super Bowl Sales Record by HalftimeIt sold $10 million of pies by the game’s midpoint.
  25. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut Will Sell Gluten-Free PizzaThe new pepperoni pie requires special handling instructions for employees.
  26. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut’s American Pies Are Somehow 70 Percent Saltier Than Their1,080 milligrams of sodium for every 3.5 ounces of pie.
  27. Great News
    Pizza Hut Claims It Can Read Your MindIt knows your choice in toppings before you do.
  28. The Chain Gang
    Pizza Hut’s New Strategy: Make Pizza in Literally Every Flavor ImaginableGet ready for “over 2 billion combinations” of pies and toppings.
  29. The Chain Gang
    China’s Expired-Meat Scandal Now Includes Burger King and StarbucksThe country is already wary about food safety in the wake of tainted meat and melamine scandals.
  30. The Chain Gang
    McDonald’s, KFC, and Pizza Hut Served Meat in China That Expired a YearIt’s not either company’s first food scare in China recently.
  31. Sea Creatures
    Pizza Hut Hong Kong Introduces Fish-Egg-Stuffed-Crust PizzaJust don’t call it caviar pizza.
  32. Doritofied
    They’re Serving Free Mountain Dew–Cured Bacon Tacos in Bryant ParkToday was the day the world learned about Tostitos “street tacos” with Kickstart Mountain Dew Chicken.
  33. Knead to Know
    Pizza Hut Bravely Tests ‘By-the-Slice’ OptionThe crusts are thinner, and not jam-packed with cheese.
  34. Doritofied
    The Doritofied Future of Chain Restaurants Begins NowChains are adding new Doritos-themed items to their menus as soon as 2015.
  35. Homeslice
    Pizza Hut Wants Guy Who Refused to Open on Thanksgiving to Stay OnboardTony Rohr is getting his job back.
  36. Video Feed
    Pizza Hut Manager Loses Job After Refusing to Open on ThanksgivingAt least he gets to spend Thanksgiving with his girlfriend and parents.
  37. Acts Of Kindness
    Single Mom Inspires Act of Kindness at Pizza HutKeep paying it forward, people!
  38. Cheese Pockets
    Pizza Hut Needs Millennials to Eat Its Three-Cheese Stuffed-Crust Pizza“We are re-inventing the stuffed-crust experience.”
  39. The Fakeness
    Pizza Drones and Hands-Free Whopper Holders: How Fast-Food Giants Make Big MoneyIt’s incredibly cheap and extremely effective for soda companies and fast-food giants to market products that are never actually made.
  40. That Shit Cray
    Pizza Hut Introduces Crust Made Out of Cheese-Stuffed Bread BowlsDoesn’t consider it an “over-the-top indulgence.”
  41. Video Feed
    Customers Weirdly Not Cool With Porn-Browsing Pizza Hut WorkerThe guy may not have broken any laws, except the unwritten one against being sleazy.
  42. Video Feed
    Watch a Pizza Hut Honor a Twenty-Year-Old Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesThe time-traveler’s pizza pie discount.
  43. The Chain Gang
    Fast Food Chains, American Eaters, Flipp’n for Snack-Sized Chick’nThe industry is seizing on the fact that Americans are increasingly eating out of their cars with new small snacks.
  44. Blechtacular
    22 Other Things Pizza Hut Should Stuff Into Its CrustsWhy should the chain stop at stuffing its crusts with hot dogs?
  45. User’s Guide
    A Recent History of Restaurant Employees Writing Nasty Things About CustomersFourteen examples to make Chick-fil-A feel better about its racist-receipt debacle.
  46. Mediavore
    Comcast Teams Up with Philadelphia’s Free Lunch Program; Taco Bell, KFC & Pizza
  47. Crime Scenes
    Fast Food Crook Gets More Than a Hundred Years In JailThe crooks led a nine-day crime spree targeting fast food joints in Philly and its suburbs.
  48. Mediavore
    Yoplait Yanks Yogurt Ad; Where To Get Deep-Fried Kool-Aid BallsConcerned that its latest commercial encourages eating disorders, activists force the yogurt giant’s hand.
  49. The James Weird Awards
    The James Weird Awards: Iguana Tamales, Druggy Pizza, and Violated ChickenPlus: slippery banana peels and teary barbecue sauce, all in this week’s roundup of weird restaurant news.
  50. Mediavore
    Bush Administration Pushed Genetically Modified Foods; 8,000 Pounds of AngusWikileaks reveals aims for more modified frankenfood, while there’s yet another listeria scare in our meat supply.
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