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  1. bubbles
    Four Loko Hard Seltzer and Bud Light Seltzer Are All Too RealBringing this crap decade to a fitting end.
    By Chris Crowley
  2. winos
    Wine Advent Calendars Debut in America, Sell Out ImmediatelyIt does seem like a more festive way to booze.
    By Chris Crowley
  3. news you can booze
    Elon Musk Warns He May Actually Release ‘Teslaquila’It’s reportedly “coming soon.”
    By Chris Crowley
  4. drunk animals
    ‘Drunk Birds’ Are Terrorizing a Town in MinnesotaIt’s avian anarchy in Gilbert, Minnesota.
    By Chris Crowley
  5. the future
    The French Finally Invent Champagne Bottle That Will Work in SpaceWho says humanity has stopped reaching for the stars?
    By Chris Crowley
  6. news you can booze
    Fudgie the Whale Beer Is Real and Maybe There’s Still Hope for America After AllCarvel has teamed up with New York’s Captain Lawrence Brewing for a Father’s Day special.
    By Clint Rainey
  7. news you can booze
    Get Ready to Feel the Pain of a Japanese Whiskey ShortageSome of the country’s best distillers have started rationing supplies.
    By Clint Rainey
  8. lawsuits
    Sony Sues Brewery Over Breaking Bad Beer — Even Though They Seem to Love ItThe show’s production company supposedly praised it in 2015.
    By Clint Rainey
  9. news you can booze
    Scientists Say They’re Months From Developing the First-Ever Space BeerAn Australian company has devised a bottle you can crack open in zero gravity.
    By Clint Rainey
  10. news you can booze
    Someone Finally Invented Peeps-Flavored BeerThe brewery behind ramen beer has created a “marshmallow-y,” purple sour ale.
    By Clint Rainey
  11. news you can booze
    Of Course People Are Calling This Horrible Heineken Ad RacistIt shows a beer slide past two darker-skinned people and ends with “Sometimes, lighter is better.”
    By Clint Rainey
  12. lawsuits
    Pabst Sued for Saying Some of Its Beer Is Fancier Than It Really IsOlympia Beer supposedly contains “pure mountain water,” but is brewed near an EPA Superfund site.
    By Clint Rainey
  13. news you can booze
    Whiskey Industry Argues It Will Be an ‘Unintended’ Victim of Trump’s TariffsThe EU has said it will retaliate with tariffs on American goods, including whiskey.
    By Clint Rainey
  14. news you can booze
    Coca-Cola Will Finally Start Adding Alcohol to Its SodaThe company will roll out its version of chuhai in Japan.
    By Clint Rainey
  15. news you can booze
    Beer Makers Says Trump’s Aluminum Tariff Could Destroy 20,000 JobsBrewers contend the added costs “couldn’t come at a worse time.”
    By Clint Rainey
  16. news you can booze
    Jay-Z Probably Has Some New Fans After Dropping $11,000 in TipsHe ran up a $91,135 bar tab during a night out.
    By Clint Rainey
  17. news you can booze
    Jamaica’s Bobsled Team Lost Its Coach and Sled — Red Stripe Came to the RescueIt’s basically Cool Runnings 2.
    By Clint Rainey
  18. bans
    East Village Bar Bans Customers Who Say ‘Literally’“This is the most overused, annoying word in the English language and we will not tolerate it.”
    By Clint Rainey
  19. news you can booze
    Bud Light Says If Eagles Win Super Bowl, Philadelphia Gets Free Beer“Win it all and the party is on us.”
    By Clint Rainey
  20. news you can booze
    Lyft Made a Beer That Comes With a Discounted Ride Home“Five-Star Lager” is some pretty shameless marketing.
    By Clint Rainey
  21. the chain gang
    Taco Bell Has Made Its Own BeerIt’s an amber ale that purportedly “enhances” its food’s flavor.
    By Clint Rainey
  22. news you can booze
    Saturday Night Live Is Making Its Own WinesBottles are inspired by Stefon, Debbie Downer, and the Californians.
    By Clint Rainey
  23. news you can booze
    Remember SodaStream? It’s Now Turning Water Into Sparkling WineThe majority of testers supposedly like it “more than” Moet & Chandon.
    By Clint Rainey
  24. news you can booze
    Gordon Ramsay Endorses Korean Beer Described As ‘Worst in the World’“Hope they paid you well enough to lose all credibility.”
    By Clint Rainey
  25. news you can booze
    Famous Liquor Store Says French Bandits Stole $800,000 Worth of Fine WhiskeyThe heist included a 1960 Karuizawa, the world’s oldest Japanese single malt.
    By Clint Rainey
  26. news you can booze
    Jim Beam Facing Boycotts After Spokesperson Mila Kunis Trolls Mike PenceConservatives are dumping out bottles because she donated to Planned Parenthood in Pence’s name.
    By Clint Rainey
  27. news you can booze
    Man Spends $10K on Glass of Scotch, Immediately Gets BurnedAnyone who pays this much for whiskey deserves to be ripped off.
    By Clint Rainey
  28. news you can booze
    BrewDog Trolls Trump on Climate Change With Beer Made From Melted-Ice-Cap WaterIt will be dispensed from a tap inside of a life-size replica of a polar bear.
    By Clint Rainey
  29. news you can booze
    Liquor Company Behind Corona, Svedka Sees Future in Weed-Infused DrinksIt’s investing $191 million in the world’s largest cannabis grower.
    By Clint Rainey
  30. news you can booze
    Feds Not Buying Liquor Brand’s Claim It Invented Vodka With ‘Health Benefits’It says Bellion’s line of “functional spirits” are just simply misleading.
    By Clint Rainey
  31. lawsuits
    Passenger Sues Airline for Serving Sparkling Wine Instead of ChampagneThis is about more than “subtle differences between effervescent wines.”
    By Clint Rainey
  32. news you can booze
    Wineries May Have Kept California’s Wildfires From Getting Even WorseVineyard owners say they’ve emerged “largely unscathed.”
    By Clint Rainey
  33. news you can booze
    Amazon Is Quietly Seizing Control of Booze Delivery Now, TooIt just expanded the service to 12 cities, and plans to add 20 more.
    By Clint Rainey
  34. news you can booze
    AB InBev Proposes Immigration Plan Where Mexicans Just Stay Home and Sell BeerIt argues that smuggling yourself into America can cost $20,000, but opening a beer store is only $5,000.
    By Clint Rainey
  35. news you can booze
    Blistering Heat Turned Lots of Napa’s Wine Grapes Into RaisinsThe natural consequence of three days of 110-degree temperatures.
    By Clint Rainey
  36. news you can booze
    A California Distillery Is Making Vodka From Twinkies and Food WasteMisadventure & Co. uses baked goods that a local food bank throws out.
    By Clint Rainey
  37. news you can booze
    BrewDog Is Supposedly Building a Bar Across the U.S.–Mexico BorderIt will theoretically serve Mexican beer to Americans, and Texan beer to Mexicans.
    By Clint Rainey
  38. news you can booze
    Bulleit Whiskey Accused of Firing the Founder’s Daughter Because She’s GayThe “First Lady of Bourbon” says her brand ambassadorship abruptly ended the day before Christmas Eve via email.
    By Clint Rainey
  39. news you can booze
    Confused White House Invited Hipster Beer to Yesterday’s Fire-Truck EventShowing up at all was something Narragansett says it “considered long and hard.”
    By Clint Rainey
  40. food fight
    Alabama Ends Exceedingly Short Ban on Pitchers of MargaritasThe state’s Alcoholic Beverage Control Board reversed it a day after a critical column was published.
    By Chris Crowley
  41. news you can booze
    Airline Passenger Checks Single Can of Beer As His Only Piece of LuggageThis guy packs only the necessary stuff when flying.
    By Clint Rainey
  42. news you can booze
    People Are Still Taking Wine Advice From That Movie SidewaysMaybe it’s time to stop trashing Merlot.
    By Clint Rainey
  43. news you can booze
    Scott Walker Is in a Twitter War With Beer Nerds, AmericaHe was reminded emphatically that Miller Lite is a bad beer.
    By Clint Rainey
  44. news you can booze
    $100 Million Study Will Determine Once and for All If Alcohol Is HealthyOnly minor problem: It’s majority-funded by the liquor industry.
    By Clint Rainey
  45. news you can booze
    George Clooney Is Selling His Tequila Company for Around $1 Billion“We’ll still be very much a part of Casamigos. Starting with a shot tonight. Maybe two.”
    By Clint Rainey
  46. news you can booze
    Zima Is Back to Remind Everyone of the Bad Decisions They Made in the ’90sYes way.
    By Clint Rainey
  47. video feed
    The ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ Has Switched to TequilaJonathan Goldsmith is playing almost exactly the same character for Astral Tequila.
    By Clint Rainey
  48. news you can booze
    Smirnoff Schools Trump on How to Handle ‘Ties to Russia’“Made in America, but we’d be happy to talk about our ties to Russia under oath.”
    By Clint Rainey
  49. news you can booze
    MillerCoors Executive Warns Trump’s Jobs Plan Will Raise the Price of Beer“Prices will go up” if Trump gets his tariff on cheaper imported aluminum.
    By Clint Rainey
  50. news you can booze
    Famed Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson Finally Honored With His Own BeerAsheville Brewing Company calls it Bier LemonGrass Tyson.
    By Clint Rainey
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