It appears that the warnings were true. We have actually run out of ideas. It’s all over. Today, Dunkin’ excitedly announced the debut of an innovative new menu item. It’s called bacon, and it’s the thing you eat with your eggs, only this time there are — get this — no eggs. Also, it’s called Snackin’ Bacon because it has a sweet black pepper seasoning and candied flavor. Run, don’t walk, to your nearest Dunkin’ so you can get yours for when you walk into the boiling ocean.