In what is surely a blow to perverts everywhere, Starbucks announced today that it will officially block customers (and non-customers, we guess) from accessing porn sites on its public Wi-Fi and focus exclusively on serving coffee.
The move came following pressure from Enough Is Enough, a Virginia-based nonprofit that previously, back in 2016, convinced McDonald’s to block porn on its public Wi-Fi in order to “make the internet safe for children and families.”
The ban goes into effect next year, so you have a little time to figure out where to watch porn instead.