All others have failed. The challenge, they said, was too great. The feat, impossible. No person can eat a 5-pound, 3-foot-long burrito in one sitting, which is exactly the challenge that Taqueria Yarelis in Fresno, California, poses to its customers. But the naysayers did not deter globally ranked competitive Pablo “Burritos are my specialty” Martinez, who became the first person on planet Earth to eat the so-named Anaconda burrito. He also managed to do it in just 13 minutes, which is frankly disgusting. But, hey, no guts no glory.