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This Foolproof Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe Only Requires a Dog and a Giant Ax

Do you own a sharp ax and a small, energetic dog? Great, then you’ve got almost everything you’ll need for this “super simple” turkey recipe from YouTube’s pointless-machine inventor Joseph Herscher:

All the unnecessary complications may initially be a turnoff, but Herscher promises stuffing your turkey in this way “gives you the most perfect, delicious bird every time.”

You Only Need a Dog and an Ax For This New Turkey Recipe