Watch Unaired Clips of Celebrities Buying Girl Scout Cookies at the Oscars

Chris Rock let his daughter sell Girl Scout cookies during last night's Oscars as part of an obvious bid to out-cute pizza delivery and also help his "princess" beat Linda Dunn, the person in their troop who dominates every cookie season. The ploy worked, because Rock later announced they'd drained $65,243 from the captive celebrity audience. That's who even knows how many boxes, and while the cameras spied Matt Damon sharing Thin Mints with Christian Bale and others like Mindy Kaling tweeted what they'd scored, the scene just sort of fizzled out once Minions came onstage. Here's some unaired footage answering the really important question about what kind of madhouse really erupted when Zara Rock's troop entered the Dolby Theater:

In fact, even Joe Biden, a man who knows his desserts, couldn’t resist, as evidenced by this clip of VPOTUS stuffing $20 into Rock’s hand while backstage: