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Dunkin’ Donuts Made Extra-Christmassy Holiday Cups This Year

Sufficiently festive.
Sufficiently festive. Photo: Dunkin Donuts

In a stroke of luck, Dunkin’ Donuts just unveiled its holiday cups, and all it takes is a quick look to see that they’re indisputably Christmassy. There’s a giant cursive joy written in red that’s surrounded by a festive green wreath.

Starbucks’s “ombré” red cups have been interpreted as proof that executives “hate Jesus” and serve as a reason to elect Donald Trump (“If I become president, we’re all going to be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again,” he promises), but chief rival Dunkin’ is no doubt smugly relieved to have chosen a very festive look this year, even if the timing looks a little desperate to some:

Starbucks, meanwhile, is just doubling down on the plain red:


Dunkin’ Donuts Has Extra-Christmassy Cups