No doubt still sick from last week’s Thanksgiving Voltron feast, glutton extraordinaire Harley Morenstein nabbed some A-list stand-ins for this week’s webisode, an eight-minute-long desecration of lasagna. Franco and Rogen decide to “epic-ize” Korean barbecue, a thematically appropriate choice considering their new movie is The Interview, in which they hunt down Kim Jong-un as reluctant CIA operatives. As expected, there’s the utter wild card of lasagna, and by the time they cut into the abomination, it’s stuffed with kimchi in French fry, noodle, and bacon form, plus Korean pancakes, pork belly, and of course bulgogi. With this duo in charge, there may or may not have been a certain herb involved, too. Whatever the case, their outrageous dish comes to an impressive 33,083 calories.