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11 New Slogans McDonald’s Could Use Instead of “Lovin’ > Hatin’”

The good old days.
The good old days. Photo: Hulton Archive/Getty Images

Is McDonald’s really going to build an entire ad campaign around the slogan “Lovin’ > Hatin’”? It looks likely. Surely they could have come up with something better. In fact, Grub Street has some suggestions:

• Actual Food > Food Sold at McDonald’s

• Gray Flavorless Meat Pucks = Our Burger Patties

• Our Bathrooms ≠ Clean

• Drinking McDonald’s Coffee = There Was No Starbucks Nearby

• McNuggets < Fried Chicken

• The Kind of Seafood Used to Make Filet-O-Fish = ?

• Us ≥ Burger King

• Egg McMuffins + You = A Morning Spent Re-Evaluating Your Life Choices

• McDonald’s Will Make You Feel =(

• Happy Meals —> A Growing Childhood Obesity Epidemic

• Big Macs and Quarter Pounders < Burgers That Actually Taste Good

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