The same geniuses who came up with whipped-cream vodka, strawberry-fudge-cheesecake vodka, strawberry-cheesecake-and-pumpkin-spice-whipped-cream vodka, and/or everything else that sounds gross and can still retail for the low price of $12.99 a bottle have now come up with Cinnabon-flavored vodka. It’s got absolutely everything you might look for in a Cinnabon-flavored vodka, namely “decadent flavors of cinnamon, brown sugar and rich cream cheese frosting with hints of caramel.” So there you go. In theory, the best possible outcome of this development is that someday soon, airport Cinnabons will begin selling cocktails. But in reality, no one wants to get on a four-hour cross-country flight where the air is warm, recycled, and strongly redolent of decadent spices and barfy frosting. [AdAge via Gawker]
