“Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little … poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells. There’s something about the taste of this vodka that takes the bad taste out of your mouth. I don’t mean like a mouthwash, but if something bad is on your mind, this makes it go away. I have a quieter voice when I drink it. I drink gin, and once, when drinking gin, I made a large man cry. Not with this. This makes you kind of sweet.” — The legendary actor explains why he has invested in a vodka brand from Slovenia called, you guessed it, Slovenia Vodka. [Esquire]
Don’t get him started on schnapps.