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‘Carlos Danger’ Hot Dogs Signal Imminent Food Apocalypse

Please stop.
Please stop. Photo: Courtesy of Carlos Danger Weiners

“Richards told us that Bill de Blasio, the current frontrunner for the New York City Mayor’s seat, follows him on Twitter and that Sydney Leathers’ agent has contacted him to see how she can get ‘involved’ in the project.” — The Miami New Times on the dawn of real-life Weiner wieners. Someday we’ll all be able to pinpoint the debut of this glum novelty as the beginning of the end of all-beef sausages, and probably everything else. [Miami New Times, Related]

‘Carlos Danger’ Hot Dogs Signal Imminent Food Apocalypse