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Actually Pretty Awesome: Fried Milk-Braised Celery Hearts at Hard Water

And those would be the lightly vinegar-marinated cucumbers in back.
And those would be the lightly vinegar-marinated cucumbers in back. Photo: J. Barmann/Grub Street

A dish that immediately jumped out at us at the new Hard Water (Pier 5) and one that’s pretty impossible not to like are these breaded and fried celery hearts served with Old Bay aioli. They make for a terrific drinking snack to go with one of the well crafted, unfussy whiskey cocktails from Erik Adkins and his team, and they reminded us of fried cardoons, only more tender.

They’re braised in milk before they’re well breaded and pan-fried to a dark golden color and panini crispness, and they’re served in wedges with that tangy aioli for dipping — just acidic enough to compliment the fattiness from the frying. And the meat of the celery inside becomes something totally new in this form, richer and complex like braised fennel.

We were told by a staff member that the idea for the dish came about because of how much celery the kitchen goes through — sort of a “whole vegetable” approach to avoid wasting these celery cores. But there is also an old New Orleans tradition, in keeping with the NoLa theme of the Hard Water menu, of frying celery hearts like this. (And a version of the dish, with the addition of squid, has been served at Zuni over the years as part of their “piccolo fritto.”)

Also not to be missed on the menu are the delicious baked oysters, which come topped in three ways — de maison with bacon, bourbon, and citrus; bienville with a creamy mushroom sauce and breadcrumbs; and Saint Charles with cayenne butter and shallots.

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Actually Pretty Awesome: Fried Milk-Braised Celery Hearts at Hard Water