In September, Canadian Public Safety Minister Vic Toews put an end to years of sanctioned fast-food parties held for inmates when he issued a directive condemning them. The practice was widespread in prisons across Canada for many years and doubled as a food drive for groups like Doctors Without Borders. Under the program, inmates used their own money to order outside food, while food drives took place on the outside. “Canadians were concerned that dangerous and violent prisoners had across the board access to pizza parties and BBQ socials,” a spokesperson for the government tells the CBC. Greg McMaster, a convicted murderer who has spent 34 years of a life sentence in jail, says his fellow inmates raised $50,000. “If someone’s in an outrage that I enjoy a piece of KFC twice a year,” he told the CBC, “I would say their priorities may be a little askew.” [CBC]
Hold the pepperoni, and everything else.