Dr. Guy

Guy Fieri Is Now Dr. Guy Fieri

He will school you.
He will school you. Photo: Corbis, Getty Images

The Donkey Sauce titan and Food Network personality was given an honorary doctorate on Tuesday by his alma mater, UNLV. The school thanked Fieri for his public service and continued support of its hotel college’s fund-raising efforts. “[T]here is no place better in the world to get a hospitality degree than UNLV,” the chef said during commencement. “It allowed me to get the mental game it takes to win in the big leagues.” Now that he’s got multiple TV shows, a successful restaurant chain, and many cookbooks under his belt, let’s hope that Fieri will move on to teaching, because he’d obviously be the best professor in the world. He’d wear Hush Puppies with a suit and bring gyozas with Bleu-Sabi sauce to class. He’d carefully hear out all of your problems and then maybe hit on your sister. [UNLV via Eater]

Guy Fieri Is Now Dr. Guy Fieri