City Landing ‘Tailors to the Toothless’

Bottom's up!
Bottom’s up!

It’s a reverse early-bird special! At City Landing, reports the Herald, there’s baby formula and jars of Earth’s Best baby food on the menu, topping out at $6. We appreciate the idea, although we have to wonder who the hell would actually (a) bring their infant to a fine-dining restaurant for a fun night out and (b) fail to bring their own food.

The staff will also cut up food for older tots should they have trouble navigating an unwieldy piece of fish or chicken. Note that baby formula will run you $7, and more if it’s spiked! (Just kidding.)

Formula for Success [Herald]

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City Landing ‘Tailors to the Toothless’