Don’t get saucy with the staff.
From the front lines of an anonymous downtown burrito joint comes this heartwarming tale of an enraged customer who berated his server for failing to give him the proper salsa and then was smacked down by a shocked bystander and a nearby cop. Sample narrative: “Cop: ‘Hey buddy! If I see you get any closer to her or raise your voice to her one more time, I’ll kick your punk a** right out of here, with or without your d*** burrito! Cool it! Now!’” No, this didn’t end well. Read the whole tawdry tale right here. [Not Always Right]
After exploding into a tirade of slurs,
