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Noe Valley Whole Foods Parking Lot Will Become Mini-Carmageddon This Month

This will, no doubt, be a crisis of epic proportions for the 'hood.
This will, no doubt, be a crisis of epic proportions for the ‘hood. Photo: Noe Valley SF

Shoppers at the Noe Valley Whole Foods are going to face a parking nightmare even worse than their usual parking nightmare starting this week, as the store announces that — for the love of god — it will be resurfacing its always chaotic and tiny parking lot. Starting tomorrow, some parking spaces will be unavailable as sections of the lot get worked on, and the real chaos will begin next week, August 13 to 16, when one whole entrance will be blocked off. Another entry will be blocked part of the following week, and you can expect many a stay-at-home mom and dad to throw a very public conniption as they become trapped in this vortex and can not park. Marriages will be tested, and both small children and adults will be brought to tears. Might we suggest, Noe Valleyans, investing in one of those wagons you attach to the back of a bicycle? Or perhaps, if you live on one of those steep slopes, you should just call Uber to ferry you back and forth, and circle the block while shop. [Noe Valley SF]

Noe Valley Whole Foods Parking Lot Will Become Mini-Carmageddon This Month