“This lobster has seen World War I, World War II, seen the landing on the moon and the Red Sox win the World Series, he’s made it this far in life. He deserves to live.” —Connecticut boat dealer Don MacKenzie on why he bought a seventeen-pound, perhaps 100-year-old lobster from a restaurant called the Dock, only to set him free in the Long Island Sound. Stay well out there, Larry, and watch out for those pesticides. [The Day]
This guy, not so lucky.