Oh noes.
Photo: Erika Kali/Uptown Almanac
Multiple fixies got totaled Saturday when a car plowed into the bike racks outside Zeitgeist, bending wheels and sending parts flying into the streets. The hip kids who owned said bikes, who had been happily beer-drunk in the beer garden just moments before, emerged to find the massacre, and took many iPhone photos in lament. Will the police find and prosecute the perpetrator of this massive bikepocalypse? It is too soon to say. [Uptown Almanac]
