Cinco de Drinko is going to be stinko in North Beach tomorrow in North Beach, as per usual, and this year the strip clubs are all offering some specials. First off we have Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, where they’ll be hosting Señor Larry’s Cinco de Mayo Party featuring $2 Patron shots and $2 beers from 11:30 a.m. on (they’re open until 6 a.m. on Sunday). As a bonus, the El Tonayense truck will be parked outside. Over in SoMa, as the Gold Club says, “Love boobs, booze and burritos? Enjoy them all simultaneously this Cinco de Mayo at the Gold Club.” They’ll be doing an after-hours party Saturday night from midnight to five a.m. featuring “fine foods.” That’s all we know. Meanwhile at the more classy Penthouse Club & Steakhouse, they’ll be doing their regular bottle-service thing, but they’d like everyone to know that they’re doing happy hour from 11:30 a.m. to 7 p.m., 11:30 a.m. and 3 p.m., with special prices on draft beers and well drinks and half-off all of their (mostly vodka-based) signature drinks — just in case you have a really bad morning at work and need to throw a few back at noon, while look at some breasts.