Oh jeez. Crate & Barrel’s new line of portable grill stuff, including an insulated cooler tote, a burger press, and an avocado-green Hibachi thing, is named “Dolores Park,” and this is sure to piss off some Mission denizens. Also, no one else in the country will know what the hell that means, or that grilling with that thing would be illegal in the actual Dolores Park, but we digress. [Mission Mission]