Listen up Cheech: If you’re getting an early start on high holiday celebrations today, keep in mind that those boozey breakfast treats we told you that Federal Donuts was teaming up with Art in the Age to produce are now up for grabs at the Pennsport fry house. To reiterate, they are donuts inspired by AIA’s Root, Snap and Rhuby liqueurs, and they will be available for a limited time. FedNuts plans to pull them after April 29. But if you space out and get there after they’ve run out, we suggest sticking around for the fried chicken. It will not disappoint.
And if you’re still looking for a sugary fix after… ahem, tea time this afternoon, take note that Insomnia Cookies will deliver six of their cookies to you for $4.20 beginning at 4:20 p.m. Just like you and the degenerate pack of longhairs you’ll surely be playing Hacky Sack with, the cookies will be freshly baked.