In the magazine this week, we learn servers often take their work home — to their pillows while they sleep. A Jungian dream analyst weighs in on what it all means, from ankle-biting financiers clamoring for Heinekens (dwarves = phallic symbol = they’re dicks) to waiting on NeNe from Real Housewives of Atlanta, who keeps sending back food (pernicious perfectionism). So remember that the next time you ask to split a check seventeen ways, you’ll probably make your way into your server’s nightmares. [NYM]
Photo: Stop being difficult or you’ll give this guy bad dreams.