Late-breaking news today from SFist: Boob-centric tourist trap Hooters will be shutting the doors of its Fisherman’s Wharf location (353 Jefferson Street) as of December 21. As we learned last year via one of Beth Spotswood’s Tourist Trapped columns, this wasn’t even a particularly well managed Hooters — what with all the dragging trash out through the middle of the dining room and such. But alas, classier gentlemen can rest assured that they will be able to eat in close proximity to completely exposed breasts in the coming months when the Penthouse Club opens at its mystery location. [SFist]
Sorry, ladies. Time to look for a job where you don’t have to wear those tank tops.