It’s probably a little too early to be talking Wing Bowl, right? The annual orgy of Buffalo wings, brutes who consume them by the double-fistful for money and scantily-clad women who have no fear of projectile vomiting is still more than a month away. For those keeping score at home: It’s scheduled to return to the Wells Fargo Center on February 3. And when it does, it will have “the World’s Greatest Competitive Eater,” Takeru Kobayashi, in tow. CBS Philly reports that the unprecedented champion of the last six Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contests is coming to town to take on three-time defending Wing Bowl champ Jonathan “Super Squibb.” All other contenders will be selected on their ability to complete eating stunts. [CBS Philly]
You wing some, you lose some.