A trio of girls in Chester County are getting served just deserts after admitting they frosted a cake with human feces and gave it to a classmate. The Daily Local reports that after tasting the cake, determining that something was a bit off about it and later getting sick, the victim and her family took the offending cake to the Health Department, where it tested positive for poop. For their crimes, Common Pleas Court Judge William Mahon sentenced Mayra Flores, 19, Ana Mireles, 18, and Sandra Ortiz, 18 to 22 months probation for reckless endangerment and conspiracy. As part of that sentencing, the three have been given 200 hours of community service. But that doesn’t mean they will be assigned to picking up trash off the side of the road. Instead they are going to have to scrub toilets and urinals, clean bed pans at nursing homes and pick up animal droppings at local parks. Sheesh, what a crappy way to kick off the holidays. [Daily Local]
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.