• Beer has gotten so complicated that nowadays we need sommeliers to decipher it. [Slate]
• Speaking of, White Castle is testing out adding beer to its stores. Harold and Kumar will be thrilled. [USAT]
• Listen up, gorgeous, it’s time to stop slathering products on your skin and start eating them — cold-pressed juices count, too. [NYT]
• Eating less could “keep the mind young,” as it triggers a protein molecule that seems to delay aging. Oop, we’re in trouble. [NYDN]
• If you’re really big and strong and enjoy hot chicks and leather, Coyote Ugly is hiring a bouncer. [EV Grieve]