Apparently bopping around town promoting the new volume of Entertaining, the great Martha Stewart was bicycling around the Mission with the hip kids this weekend, and decided to — oh no she di-n’t — park her bike in the bike lane on Valencia Street, directly outside Mission Bicycle, while she was next door shopping at Paxton Gate’s Curiosities for Kids. “It’s not a good thing,” tweets a rep for the cycle shop. Indeed, she’s lucky a bike-chain-wielding band of angry cyclists didn’t come after her ass right there. [Mission Bicycle/Twitter via Mission Mission]
Martha practicing on her show.