• Occupy Boston plans to celebrate its two-month anniversary with lots of party hats and cake: “We’re going to eat some cake and wear party hats, and go off on a big march … There’ll probably be singing and dancing too,” one occupier says. [Herald]
• Andover High students were forced to eat cookies covered in “bodily fluids” as part of a basketball team hazing incident over the summer. Sorry, kids, that wasn’t frosting. [Herald]
• Now that the FDA has approved the practice of issuing DNA barcodes for seafood, “restaurants are planning to start using it to prove the provenance of their pricey fish.” [Popular Science]
• Burger King is changing its French fry recipe. The new fries are thicker, less salty, and have “a coating that makes them crisper and keeps them hotter longer.” Mmmm… coating. [MSNBC]
• Forget five-dollar footlongs: Subway will soon offer six-inch subs for a measly two bucks. [USAT]
• The 2011 British Curry Awards went off without a hitch this week. In attendance: “More than 1,500 restaurateurs, VIP guests and celebrities.” Not to mention a video message from Prime Minister David Cameron. [This Is Local London]
• A whole lotta chefs are forgoing fussy restaurant recipes and releasing books about cooking at home. [NYT]
• Gives new meaning to “fire table eight”: A chef in Lake Conroe, Texas, is suspected of gun smuggling after officials found him “in possession of two loaded semi-automatic pistols along with 1,700 rounds of ammunition,” not to mention gun boxes “hidden in trash cans and food pots.” [Your Houston News]