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Scalia v. Malnati, Sewell et al.; What’s Worse Than Foie Gras

• It may not be quite as consequential as Kelo, but Antonin Scala ruled that Chicago-style deep dish “should not be called ‘pizza.’ It should be called ‘a tomato pie.’ Real pizza is Neapolitan. [from Naples, Italy] It is thin. It is chewy and crispy, OK?” Res ipso loquitur, your honor. [Sun-Times]

• Here’s a list of eight foods that should probably be banned before foie gras, including Bluefin tuna, factory-farmed chicken, and feedlot cattle. So true. [HuffPo]

• A newly proposed nutrition label would rate packaged foods for their healthfulness based on a three-star system. The stars are kind of festive too. [NYT]

• Enjoy your produce aisle while it’s still just produce; now that it’s believed items sell better next to fruit and veggies, packaged goods are trying to invade. [WSJ]

• Food stamp eligibility has typically been based on income, but now some states are taking assets like vehicles into account. Last we checked, it’s hard to eat a truck. [USAT]

• Texas prisons are cutting costs by serving just two meals a day to inmates on the weekends. Fine, but it’s not really “brunch” if you eat it between 5 and 7 a.m., is it? [NYT]

Scalia v. Malnati, Sewell et al.; What’s Worse Than Foie Gras