Scarier than Wicker Man.
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Nicolas “Yes I’m Nutty, But Not As Nutty As My Son” Cage is coming clean about a time when he was awoken from slumber by a nude man wielding a Fudgesicle (that’s not a euphemism). He told reporters at the Toronto Film Fest: “It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year-old was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.” We can only assume that this was actually the ghost of Elvis Presley, coming to warn him about marrying Lisa Marie. [Reuters via Vulture]
