“Let me say this right here, if you don’t like creamed corn, just fucking get out of my face if you see me in person, we’re never going to get along. The same goes for polenta. Put these two things together, along with that short rib, and wow. I can’t even write about this anymore, cause I’m just going to be miserable that I’m not eating that food right now.” —Aziz Ansari, with his makeup artist friend, over their life-changing, better-than-ever meal at Torrisi. [AM.]
A true Torrisi fanatic speaks.