
Welcome to the blogosphere with big open arms, Fuck You Yelper, currently highlighting the creme de la creme of Yelp idiocy. With simple pull quotes, you’ll find such gems as “My sons and their families rave over it, as for me, if I wanted to get pushed around a marketplace I will go to a third world country,” about Porto’s. And, “They don’t even start cooking the dogs until you order,” about Wurstkuche. This is definitely locally driven, considering The Donut Man, Son of a Gun, one of the best dive bars ever, HMS Bounty, and Langer’s are all represented so far. It’s a pure stroke of genius in our opinion, and we’re sure (we hope) many a restaurateur will start submitting their own brilliant Yelp reviews soon. [Website via Eater]