• Neither fire, nor police, nor a standoff with members of the United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America could stop a man from ordering a beer at 10:30 a.m. on MilkBoy’s opening day. [Inquirer]
• If you require constant nagging to accomplish any goal, sign up for Self magazine’s Tapper diet plan, which sends you five texts a day instructing things like, “Eat a high-protein breakfast.” [Mashable via Self]
• Behold the twenty most Michelin-starred cities in the world. Guess how many are in Japan? [HuffPo]
• We know it’s been weighing on you: Here a rundown on the best things to eat at Disneyland. [NYDN]
• Lobster-flavored ice cream is now a thing. Cough, marketing gimmick, cough. [NYDN]
