“Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache,” Salvador Dali said, years before L.A. had an ordinance against public puffing or entire cities dedicated to questionable facial growth. Next Wednesday, Angel’s Supper Club is throwing its “Summer Mustache Bash,” a free party that requires men (and women) to come mustachioed, whether it’s the real deal or fake. There will be Bearded Lady and Chaplin cocktails on offer, as well as hairy-lipped bands, games like “Pin the Mustache on Burt Reynolds,” and scarily, they claim to have themed food. Sounds kinda uh, hairy, until we discover there’s an entire website dedicated to giving food fake mustaches, of course. Angel’s “Summer Mustache Bash” goes from 8:00 P.M. until midnight on June 29th.