• Soon to arrive on the menus of McDonald’s in Europe: Filet-O-Sustainable-Fish. The chain has pledged to use only seafood certified by the Marine Stewardship Council. [HuffPo]
• Kind of creepy: Argentine scientists have created a cloned cow that spurts out milk that’s very similar to human breast milk. [Yahoo Canada]
• Hearing voices? You might not be crazy, just overcaffeinated: A study shows consuming more than five cups of coffee a day can lead to “auditory hallucinations.” [HuffPo]
• Park Slope grocery shoppers, be wary: A man was caught in a neighborhood Key Foods trying to get the goods in more than one way, by snapping up-skirt shots of a female shopper. [Fucked in Park Slope]
• Food shortages? Bah! Scientists are very close to creating a fungus-resistant “super wheat” with a 15 percent higher yield than normal crops. [NPR]
• The USDA is currently developing a system to provide farmers with emissions-reduction credits for cutting back on fertilizers and other sources of greenhouse gases. [USAT]
