• We know this is really going to upset you this morning, but you’ll find out eventually: Jewel has decided to change the name of its house brand, Supervalu Inc., to Essential Everyday. [Trib]
• Forget the Asian carp. Apparently, power plants along the Great Lakes are the real menace to fish; records show that the cooling systems for the facilities kill “hundreds of millions of fish each year.” [Trib]
• A Georgia woman called 911 because she received the wrong Chinese-food order. Wait, you can do that? [Gawker]
• The Wurst Tex food cart in Austin serves a rattlesnake-and-rabbit sausage dubbed Predator and Prey. Like everything else, it tastes like chicken. [SE]
• Seems some Game of Thrones actors are taking badassery to heart: Sean Bean, who plays Ned Stark, was stabbed outside a bar only to patch himself up and order another drink. [Gawker]
• Once regarded as “tasteless cardboard hockey pucks,” veggie burgers are popping up on menus at chains like Smashburger and Elevation Burger. [NRN]
• Sleepiness makes fatty foods extra tempting. Blargh, can someone pass the Girl Scout Cookies? [Body Odd/MSNBC]
