• After being thrown out for smoking, a man returned to a Nicetown bar early Sunday and opened fire on patrons, killing one and injuring five more. [Daily News]
• David Chang wants you to know how awesome flying first class is, particularly the liquor. Oh, and he’s sorry for spilling cranberry juice on that well-dressed lady while he was high. [WSJ]
• The average American drinks 45 gallons of soda per year. The average American is also overweight. Think about that. [AdAge]
• Pour out a bowl for Cheerio’s: the breakfast cereal is now 70 years old. [USAT]
• Uh-oh: “The same strain of E. coli blamed for 46 deaths in Germany now appears to be affecting people in France.” [On Deadline/USAT]
