Was there something in the water this week? Or were JBiebs and Christina Aguilera sipping some of that Charlie Sheen-approved Tiger’s Blood with Adonis DNA? Well, we actually know what Aguilera was drinking before being arrested this week for public intoxication. According to TMZ, she and her new beau were throwing back champagne at Mozza, where a server even advised a nearby customer who wanted to send her a drink to just send dessert instead (whether she needs to guzzle any more butterscotch budino is another topic for another time). Following the mini-bacchanal, Aguilera’s dude was popped for a DUI and she was taken in for being a sloppy drunk. As for Justin Bieber throwing his middle finger up at photographers while trying to celebrate his b-day (or Biebs day, perhaps?) at Maggiano’s, we’d rather just blame hormones than entertain the thought he might have been tanked. Either way, corporate overlords, better get a grip on all that rebelling. While we shake our heads at today’s impetuous youth, take a look at where else celebrities have been dining like perfect ladies and gentleman in L.A. this week.
Comme Ca: Gerard Butler fed the meter before going for lunch yesterday. It would have looked a lot cooler if dude was just willing to yell, “This is SPARTA!” in public more often. [Just Jared]
Comme Ca: Amy Adams had dinner with Adam Shankman, missing Jessica Biel who was there for lunch. [People]
LA Mill: Andrew Garfield, the next Spider Man, had lunch with his girlfriend, adding eggs blanchet and doughnut holes onto his skinny frame. [People]
Madeo: Claire Danes and her husband had dinner the night before The Oscars. [Just Jared]
Madeo: Rashida Jones and Ginnifer Goodwin attended a party for Chanel. [Just Jared]
Maggiano’s Little Italy: Justin Bieber celebrated his seventeenth birthday with Selena Gomez. Then, pretending he was not just some corporate boardroom conceived pop-star, he flipped off the paparazzi. Also, just to make things a little more awkward, Chris Brown was there. [Contact Music]
Mozza: Christina Aguilera and her dude had a wine-soaked dinner in the private room before getting pulled over for a sobriety check that left Matthew Rutler with a DUI. [The Hollywood Gopssip]
Napa Valley Grille: Don Cheadle came for happy hour yesterday, sitting at the bar for a sausage pizzette, red wine, and the harvest platter, possibly after doing some golfing. Matthew Modine and Lara Flynn Boyle both came in as well, he with a beard and she even more recognizable due to some cosmetic restructurings. [Grub Street]
Poquito Mas: Kelly Brook showed up for some tacos. Celebrities seem to love this average Mexican joint. [The Sun]
STK: Kendra Wilkinson partied in celebration of her next forthcoming reality TV appearance. [People]
Versailles: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johanssen played footsie under the table. Hey guys, we’re trying to eat our garlic chicken over here. [Boston Herald]
