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What to Drink If You’re Alone on Monday

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“Don’t just eat a carton of ice cream and cry yourself to sleep because your last lover bailed after telling you about the two kids in Arizona. Just drink this — it’s basically self-pleasure in a bottle. With a wine that tastes like black cherry pie, bacon fat and mushroom jus, who needs a significant other anyway?” — Heart’s Jeff Segal, always fond of the off-beat descriptors, recommending a wine for the lonely on Valentine’s Day (a 2006 Paolo Bea San Valentino Umbria Rosso). [5@5/Eatocracy]

What to Drink If You’re Alone on Monday