“Watching Axelrod eat at Manny’s is like watching Da Vinci paint the motherf%$king Mona Lisa: a work of art.” - The real Rahm Emanuel may be out there shaking hands, but everyone’s favorite fake Rahm Emanuel sure knows how a Chicago politician and his trusty advisor are supposed to celebrate an election win. Hey @MayorEmanuel, you’re worked really hard during this campaign, now enjoy that corned beef. [@MayorEmanuel/Twitter]