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Seinfeld Helps Convict Escape the Horrors of Jail Salami

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Leave it to the shared brainpower of a convicted drug dealer and his wily lawyer to slip out of the confines of horrible jail food through a bold-faced lie. Malcolm Alarmo King, serving a stint in Orange County’s Theo Lacy Jail, was able to get kosher meals after claiming he honored Festivus, the secular “holiday” popularized on Seinfeld. The ruse lasted two months before the county caught on. Sigh. We’ve got one question: Who wouldn’t want salami? [S.F. Gate]

Seinfeld Helps Convict Escape the Horrors of Jail Salami