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Don’t Touch the Alfalfa Sprouts!

Evil alfalfa sprouts...
Evil alfalfa sprouts… Photo: courtesy of Jimmy John’s

In other news of vegetables terrorizing the populace, alfalfa sprouts from Jimmy John’s are being blamed for over 40 cases of salmonella poising in Illinois. As of this morning, all of the offending sprouts been removed from the stores. So, those with an unexplainable love for the sandwich chain, like Tina Fey, will have to get their Turkey Tom sans sprouts for the day. Of course, always avoid the impostor Turkey Tom from the Halsted Street Deli. [Crain’s]

Don’t Touch the Alfalfa Sprouts!