If Four Loko’s announcement today that it’s kicking the caffeine out of its much hyped joy juice has dealt you an epic buzzkill, we have some good new for you. With a little bit of resourcefulness, the will to party all night without getting drowsy and the step-by-step instructions from the dudes in this video, you can mix up your own super-energized malt liquor beverage, using simple household ingredients like Jolly Ranchers candy, Monster Energy Drink and a 40 oz. bottle of ordinary malt liquor. Click through to see how it’s done, and don’t blame us if you find yourself in a hallucinogenic frenzy after sampling your handy work.
Make Your Own Four Loko Homebrew [Buzzfeed]
Four Loko to America: Fine, We’ll Take the Caffeine Out. Happy Now? [Grub Street]
Earlier: Hallucinogenic Frenzies and Hospitalized College Kids: Four Loko Hysteria Reaches a Fevered Pitch