• Of course there’s bacon soda, and of course it’s disgusting. [NYDN]
• Organic vegetables aren’t any healthier than conventional ones. [Telegraph]
• Whole Foods — “America’s supermarket to the stars” — is opening a store in Scotland. [Herald Scotland]
• Scripps, which owns Food Network and the Travel Channel, is totally rolling in it. [Variety]
• Even the Wall Street Journal has a primer on Champagne sabering. Please, America, don’t actually start doing this. [WSJ]
