• An estimated 500,000 to 1 million herring were sucked into a Cape Cod cranberry bog one day before harvest. [Herald]
• Two Newton teens were arrested for theft of three ounces of Nacho-Cheese flavored Doritos. [Wicked Local Newton]
• The latest victims of cheap foreign imports: American catfish farmers. [USA Today]
• The fall of the Gordon Ramsay empire will apparently never get old: Now his father-in-law has stepped down as CEO of Gordo’s company. [Daily Mail]
• Iron Chef Michael Symon is now one step closer to becoming Ohio’s version of Rocco DiSpirito: As his portfolio of TV shows grows, he’s been forced to close one of is Cleveland-area restaurants. [Chronicle-Telegram]
• Never Ending Pasta Bowls for everyone: Red Lobster and Olive Garden are expanding into the Middle East. [Orlando Business Journal]