Where ‘Hollywood Jesus’ Has Supper

Photo: Tatiana Arbogast

If you’ve spent enough late-night hours in The City of Angels, chances are you’ve seen Hollywood Jesus, the “White Christ” doppelganger that holy-rolls around the boulevards to various public reactions. Those jesters at Thrillist point us to a new user-submitted blog,I Saw Jesus in L.A., which collects user-submitted sightings of this lordly lookalike, who is really just a dude named Kevin with enough gold and myrrh to afford a Benz and go to Laker’s games. More importantly, the site reveals where this mendacious messiah goes for supper. Where does he eat?

The bearded one eschews broiled fish and honeycomb for burgers at Carney’s and Le Pain Quotidien. And when not hanging out with Citysearch and network news food reporter Mar Yvette, you could buy “Jesus” a glass of red wine at The Abbey sometime, where he apparently likes to party. Strangely, there have been no Hollywood Jesus sightings at Coffee Connection, that combination coffee shop/Christian clubhouse in Mar Vista.

I Saw Jesus in L.A. via Thrillist

Where ‘Hollywood Jesus’ Has Supper